‘Star Wars’ gets the ‘Guardians’ Treatment x 2.

Aaaah.  Fan Mash up trailers. Some are horrible.  Some are good.  These are great.

If you have not seen these yet, Then you need to pay better attention to the internet.  They are are ‘Star Wars’ trailers cut up and redone in the music and style of the soon to be released ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ trailers. I have to admit, I like them, A lot.  If its not your thing, then that’s cool, I will just think your kind of sad for the rest of my days.  I especially like the slight little pokes they put into the trailer for the Prequels.  I would have have been much harsher on those horrible horrible films.  Enjoy.



I believe we can thank Mr. Ross Thompson over at The Unusual Suspect Blog for making these.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Trailer #2.

Personally, I am not 100% sold on this movie yet.  But, The trailer looks bad ass.  So I will share it.  Given my my ho hum attitude about this movie similar to my attude about anything involving the ‘Transformers’ I can safely guarantee this movie will make approximately eleventy billion dollars and this is simply the 1st of at least 6 movies.  Enjoy.

New page on SCG. The ‘Captains Log’.

Before you all think I am starting a new Star Trek themed section on my web page, don’t get excited.  I am starting a new section on my web site dedicated to my own personal thoughts about weight loss and to chronicle my ups and downs on this new adventure towards a newer and healthier me.  Please feel free to check it out from time to time.  It’s main purpose is to keep myself honest and maybe to inspire someone out there.  So feel free to push the little CAPTAINS LOG link up on the top of the page to check it out.  If that is not your thing I will strive to post more geek related shit here on the front on a semi irregular basis.  - SCG




DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES – Official Final Trailer

This movie is going to blow peoples minds.  I mean honestly, what more needs be said other than Andy Serkis is playing Caesar again and that us Damn Dirty Humans are likely gonna get what we deserve.

I will see you at the Movie Theater on July 11th.



THE EXPENDABLES 3 – Trailer #1

So are we ready for this.  There is  just something about these movies I enjoy.  Lets do it again. Hopefully the new guys will have a little more screen time than Chuck Norris did in EXP2.

Due in theaters Aug 15th.



Jupiter Ascending – WTF?


There is a movie coming out in July called “Jupiter Ascending”.  It is a brand new original Sci-fi movie, which I am assuming is the first of 3, brought to us by those same nutty guys that brought us the beloved, yet somewhat despised, Matrix Trilogy. The best part about this is not that it looks to be amazing in its own right but the fact that I nor anyone else knows much of anything at all about it other than what the Wachowski Brothers and the Studio have chosen to share. Which isnt much.  No books have been read, its not based on a comic book or a shitty TV show from the 80s.  It is NEW and ORIGINAL SCI FI.  That is something that is rare in the movie world these days when it comes to big budget pop corn movies.  I hope this gets knocked out of the park because I would love to see more new and original movies be made.

Here is what I do know, It is a direct rip from the Youtube Studio page where the trailer is hosted.

“Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis star in “Jupiter Ascending,” an original science fiction epic adventure from filmmakers Lana and Andy Wachowski.

Jupiter Jones (Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people’s houses and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along—her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.

From the streets of Chicago to far flung galaxies whirling through space, “Jupiter Ascending” is written and directed by the Wachowskis. Award-winning producer Grant Hill, with whom they have collaborated since “The Matrix” Trilogy, is producing, together with Lana Wachowski and Andy Wachowski. Roberto Malerba and Bruce Berman serve as executive producers.”

So please, Go watch this in July.  I cant wait to talk about it some more.   Did I mention Sean Bean is in this.  I bet he dies.